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Post by Miyu on Jan 17, 2005 21:55:46 GMT
lol, yes ur fault! Ok! heres a joke, its my fathers so dont blame me on its corniness. :A baby polar bear goes up to his father and asks, " ad are you sure im a polar bear?" his father replies, "yes son, yore a polar bear." So then the baby polar bear goes to his mother and askes the same thing. his mother replied "yes son, ure a polar bear." So the baby goes back and forth back and forth until his father gets fed up and says. " arnt junior, y do u keep asking if ure a polar bear?" The baby polar bear says, "CAUSE IM FREAKIN' COLD!"
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Post by Yuna on Jan 18, 2005 16:45:22 GMT
Funny, but not as good as this one:
There were 3 men. An irish man, an english man and a scottish man. The found a magician and a magic slide. The magician told them: "Whatever you shout as you go down this slide will be what you end up in," So the Scottish man went down and called: "GOLD!!" and ended up in a pile of gold. The English man said: "SILVER!!" and ended up in a pile of silver. The irish man hadn't been paying attention and when he went down he yelled: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Heh heh! Guess what he landed in?
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Post by Miyu on Feb 22, 2005 22:05:07 GMT
That's SO not as funny as mine! lol, I've heard that joke bout blonde's too. Oh Oh! which reminds me of a blonde joke my friend told me. Okay, there were three women on a islnad twenty miles off the coast. One was a blonde, one was a brunnette, and the other was a red-head. The red-head built a boat and swam out two miles before returning back. The brunnette swam out five miles before returning back. The blonde swam out ten miles and headed back. Heh, i am pretty slow, took me a while to figure that one out. lol. Why was the blonde happy she finished this puzzle in six months?
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Post by Yuna on May 25, 2005 18:29:17 GMT
I believe a month has passed since you made this joke... AND I STILL DON'T GET IT!! ARGH!! DAMN MY FEEBLE BRAIN!!
*sulks in corner*
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Post by LadyLuck on Jul 25, 2005 19:59:39 GMT
I really don't get it either....*confuzzeled*
I have a riddle for you though:
Why don't we panic in a flood?
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Post by Miyu on Aug 18, 2005 5:22:57 GMT
Because....we were in a draught and in terrible need of water? *shrug*
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Post by LadyLuck on Aug 19, 2005 20:29:51 GMT
Nope, answer:
because we're too busy swimming
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Post by Rikku on Sept 18, 2005 7:30:01 GMT
Where is everybody?
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Post by LadyLuck on Sept 18, 2005 17:24:14 GMT
Well, I'm back...FINALLY(as you probably know from eternal calm) but I'm not sure about everyone else.
And I FINALLY understand Miyu's joke! They built a boat...yet they all tried swimmng xD
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Post by Yuna on Sept 19, 2005 15:40:44 GMT
Oh yeah! That totally makes sense now!
Anyway, I'm back yet again! (I'm sorry! I keep leaving you all on your own!).
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Post by LadyLuck on Sept 21, 2005 18:48:10 GMT
Yey welcome back Yunaaaaaaaaaaaa! College is really cool! I only have to take 4 subkects, Psychology, Law, Sociology and English luterature and language
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Post by Rikku on Sept 22, 2005 8:04:42 GMT
Welcome back Yuna! ...Where were you?
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Post by Vain on Sept 23, 2005 4:06:35 GMT
Yarr!!! Lets start Rping again! And welcome back Yuna!
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Post by Lenne on Nov 8, 2005 22:22:40 GMT
Funny, but not as good as this one:
There were 3 men. An irish man, an english man and a scottish man. The found a magician and a magic slide. The magician told them: "Whatever you shout as you go down this slide will be what you end up in," So the Scottish man went down and called: "GOLD!!" and ended up in a pile of gold. The English man said: "SILVER!!" and ended up in a pile of silver. The irish man hadn't been paying attention and when he went down he yelled: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Heh heh! Guess what he landed in? that's really good.
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Post by Surge on Nov 20, 2005 5:15:48 GMT
That's SO not as funny as mine! lol, I've heard that joke bout blonde's too. Oh Oh! which reminds me of a blonde joke my friend told me. Okay, there were three women on a islnad twenty miles off the coast. One was a blonde, one was a brunnette, and the other was a red-head. The red-head built a boat and swam out two miles before returning back. The brunnette swam out five miles before returning back. The blonde swam out ten miles and headed back. Heh, i am pretty slow, took me a while to figure that one out. lol. Why was the blonde happy she finished this puzzle in six months? for everyone who DIDNT get that joke... she swam out 10 miles.. came back 10 miles... they were 20 miles off the coast get it lol i like how i clear this up 9 months later... hahahaa sorry im new i7.photobucket.com/albums/y259/yuna97/bluewink.gif[/IMG]
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